Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Government Wants You To Dispose Of Your Old Drugs In Feces

So what do you do if you have some yummy amphetamines or xannie bars that have expired?

Well, the most reasonable idea would ordinarily be to flush your leftover pharmaceuticals, but apparently environmentalists are concerned that old drugs in the sewage system might harm fish and amphibians.

So - get this - this outfit called the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration is suggesting that you mix your leftover medications with pet excrement before disposing of it.

Yeah.

Right.

Have you EVER known a serious addict to be deterred by a little doggie do?

Besides, if you think fish and amphibians might be harmed by drugs in the sewer system, just what the hell do you think is going to happen to the BIRDS that hang out at Mt. Rumpke?

I mean - can you imagine a 20 oz. seagull hopped up on even ONE 10mg Adderall? The poor little S.O.B. would probably flap his way all the way to Tranquility Base before sending a VERY strongly worded letter to this Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration about the killer headache they caused him by telling the humans to put all that dope in the landfill in the first place.

SAMHSA said that ferret poop is particularly good for disposing of expired drugs. This news apparently delighted the American Ferret Association.

Yep ... think this "War On Drugs" is starting to make people dippy ... and not from the drugs ...

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At November 7, 2007 at 9:15 PM, Anonymous conspiracynut said...

'Cause, lord knows, xanex, valium, methamphetamines and thorizine are infinitely safer than mary jane and ephedra...

 

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