Wednesday, January 2, 2008

The Return Of Joy Rolland


Last night Mrs. Axinar was flipping channels whilst I was scrutinizing the January, 2008 issue of Utne Reader when I caught a distinct "Jewnited Snakes of America" out of the corner of my ear and I looked up and beheld - you guessed it - Joy Rolland.

I could not believe my eyeballs.

I thought for sure she would have been advised by counsel to stay off public access.

I could not really make out when this video was shot, but, based upon the content, I'm guess some time roughly around Thanksgiving because she went on a LOOOOOOOOONG screed about, if I can figure out what the hell she's talking about at all, Thanksgiving somehow being some sort of plot by "The White Man".

Now, mind you, I have seen certain brothas and sistas go to EXTREME lengths to disassociate themselves from North American culture. There is of course the, "Why should I get get excited about Christmas with this blond, blue-eyed Jesus business?"

There's also of course the, "Why should I pledge allegiance to the flag when the Constitution says I'm 3/5 of a person?"

But, I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've heard someone suggesting that THANKSGVIING has racial overtones - against African-Americans anyway.

There was one part in here though that I got to thinking she might have a point. I think she was trying to say, "This holiday goes WAY back to the time of slavery. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if slave owners invented the thing. That being the case I hope to God THEY gave thanks when they were raping, pillaging, and mutilating my ancestors ..."

Joy then went on to her usual wave of insults against the Bailey and Beatty families - the siblings of her late paramour, Kabaka Oba, and those of Howard Beatty, the man who shot Kabaka near City Hall and apparently caused the poor mayor to soil himself.

Joy did also produce a piece of news that I had been unaware of - possibly because, as Mrs. Axinar is fond of pointing out, I'm not "down" - that Junebug's has closed down.

Oh, that's sad.

I never made it there - mainly due to lack of escort ... :)

For those of you who have not been keeping up, "Junebug" is Howard Beatty's brother George. Junebug owned a barbeque establishment that was a major sponsor of WDBZ "The Buzz of Cincinnati". Quite a few years back there would be live testimonials that Junebug's barbeque dishes were so tender that you didn't need teeth to "eat his meat".

Actually at one point it was even claimed that you didn't even need gums to eat Junebug's barbeque.

Joy of course took credit for the restaurant failing.

She also apparently has some new Khan Noonien Singh motif going on with wearing one black glove - with a ring on the OUTSIDE of the glove.

In any event, if I read the cards right, it looks like we will be able to enjoy Joy's ravings every first Tuesday of the month at least until September, 2008 on Time-Warner Cable Channel 24.

As time allows, I will of course will be posting reviews and highlights of the shows.

I know Crankshaft will hardly be able to contain herself ... :)

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At January 2, 2008 at 9:31 PM, Blogger Crankshaft said...

Hell yeah!! I'm beside myself.

However, I'm also offended that Joy Rolland has the privilege of uttering "Jewnited Snakes of America" without attaching to herself the label anti-semite while *I* on the other hand am Indian (and therefore half Black or African or whatever the politically correct shit determines I am) and do not share half the privilege.

 
At January 2, 2008 at 9:33 PM, Blogger Crankshaft said...

Who is Khan Noonien Singh?

 
At January 2, 2008 at 9:37 PM, Blogger Crankshaft said...

Quite a few years back there would be live testimonials that Junebug's barbeque dishes were so tender that you didn't need teeth to "eat his meat".

Actually at one point it was even claimed that you didn't even need gums to eat Junebug's barbeque.


Did you need meat then to make Junebug's barbeques?

 
At January 2, 2008 at 9:42 PM, Blogger Crankshaft said...

Okay, I know who Khan Noonien Singh is. The Khan from Star Trek. How on earth do you remember his real name?

Oh I know.

You don't have to remember your siblings' names, their spouses' names, your cousins' names, their spouses' names, their children's names, your children's names, their school friends' names .....

 
At January 2, 2008 at 9:42 PM, Blogger Axinar said...

"However, I'm also offended that Joy Rolland has the privilege of uttering 'Jewnited Snakes of America' without attaching to herself the label anti-semite while *I* on the other hand am Indian (and therefore half Black or African or whatever the politically correct shit determines I am) and do not share half the privilege."

Well, yes, Joy is an anti-semite also.

However, she hates EVERYBODY.

Plus she's a few chips short of an iPhone.

You - on the other hand - should know better.

Woman of your education ... :)

 
At January 2, 2008 at 9:47 PM, Blogger Axinar said...

"You don't have to remember ... your children's names, their school friends' names ....."

How many kids do you have again, Miss? :)

 
At January 2, 2008 at 9:55 PM, Blogger Crankshaft said...

Well, yes, Joy is an anti-semite also.

Alright, that's fair then.

How many kids do you have again, Miss? :)

I'm just practising for when I have them.

 
At January 3, 2008 at 9:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That broad is having a very public nervous breakdown she needs some serious psychological help and F-A-S-T!!!!! Damn Bro. Kabaka musta been straight up fucked up in the head to dump General Nikki X for that tackhead! The face on that broad's is straight up YUCK!!!!!
Keep us posted on this nut Axinar.

 
At January 3, 2008 at 9:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tried to sign in but it didn't work the comment above is from Big Rich

 
At January 9, 2008 at 11:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Kabaka were alive today he'd shoot Joy Rolland 6 times for talking about his relatives that way she does! Calling his brothers and sister black monkeys and coons on that fake ass TV show of hers that alone should prove to anybody who watches that disgusting show that she never cared about Kabaka she only used him to attempt to elevate herself! One thing about it you can't use another person to give you class and respectability the one thing Joy Rolland will NEVER have!
May she do well in hell!

 

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