Vanessa Hudgens Offered $500,000 To Join "Girls Gone Wild"
For those of you who have been living in a cave for the last week or so, High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens, who has been snapping nude pictures of herself that have been circulating around the Internet has been offered $500,000 by Joe Francis to "join the Girls Gone Wild brand and lifestyle".
Never mind the the fact, of course, that Joe Francis is IN A NEVADA PRISON on charges of bribery, possession of a controlled substance, introducing contraband, contempt, tax evasion, and presumably acts in violation of every moral and ethical code known to man.
I've been wondering about this who Vanessa Hudgens bruhahah ever since it broke last week. Certainly it's not the FIRST time celebrity nude pictures have been leaked.
No, on this one I'm thinking the angle is "legal kiddie porn".
This gal is so hopelessly associated with a brand targeted at kids that even fast food restaurants trying to peddle "kids meals" are very interested, for reasons quite obscure to me, in whether or not SIX-YEAR-OLDS have ever heard of High School Musical.
And here's the star of this show in the altogether in an AUTHENTICATED photo splattered all over The Bastardly, and, apparently, HE was the LAST major celebrity rumor site to run the photo.
Other sites, that I seem to have lost track of for the moment, were speculating that the Vanessa Hudgens nude photos were deliberately leaked by Ms. Hudgens so that she could shake off her "tween star" image and be considered for more "mature" roles.
Sorry, honey - you don't have the build for it.
You just need to face up to it. You had a perfect oportunity for at least the next five years to push kiddie merchandise for ALL the major suspects and you BLEW it.
Maybe Disney isn't going to hand you your walking papers outright, but if you think these neo-virginal soccer moms are going to march their precious little crumb crunchers into your movies after you have broadcast your carpeting all over God's creation, you have another think coming ...
High School Musical: Vanessa Hudgens Nude Picture Aftermath - BuddyTV
Hudgens Photo: Career Wrecker or Enhancer? - ABC News