Sunday, November 30, 2008

I Think We Need To Convert The Dean Of Cincinnati


The Dean of Cincinnati of course is a man of many quests - handicapped accessibility for Fountain Square Garage patrons; open, accountable government; and a number of other goals of IMPORT.

However, his latest endeavor is beginning to crack me up. Apparently he's lit about the fact that the media refers to Obama as "Black" or "African-American". He's even writing letters to noted linguist Noam Chomsky on the subject for the love of God.

You see, according to the Dean, because Obama had a mother that most people would have considered "White", Obama would only properly be referred to as "multi-racial".

Now, despite my lecturing him a number of times about the extensive work of Henry Louis "Skip" Gates of Harvard University (European-linked Y-chromosome and mitochondrial DNA PLUS 50% European-linked nuclear DNA but clearly part of the "African-American" community), the Dean still insists that, for starters, his own children shouldn't be considered "Black" and I am somehow being a bad parent by calling my children "Black" despite the fact I don't even have any - well - yet anyway.

I got to thinking about this a little bit and I think maybe the Jews discovered a solution to this problem thousands of years ago.

Historically it has been called "conversion". Yes - traditionally, and currently in the Orthodox community, if you decide you want to be Jewish you accost a rabbi three times, study with that rabbi for at least a year, and then undergo rituals involving dunking naked in spring water before three witnesses and - voila! - with no genetic tests or other chaos you're every bit as Jewish as Moses.

I think it is high time there is a conversion ritual for turning Black.

And of course I think the first person who needs to undergo this ritual is The Dean of Cincinnati.

I believe he should present himself to General Nikki X, Denmark Vesey, and Barack Obama, and, if they deem him worthy, declare him Black retroactively to conception. Therefore his children would have two Black parents and the issue would hopefully be put to rest so he can go back to ranting and raving about something else of IMPORT every now and again ...

9 Comments:

At December 1, 2008 at 12:44 AM, Blogger Aliza "La Jewminicana" Hausman said...

Convert to being black? You put a little smile on my face. My Jewish husband, I suppose, would then be Hispanic by conversion. I'm certainly Jewish by conversion.

 
At December 1, 2008 at 5:22 AM, Blogger The Dean of Cincinnati said...

Will I need to be dunked, naked, into spring water, or will tap water suffice?

 
At December 1, 2008 at 8:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Axinar, that's the problem with this dude who calls himself Dean. He so wants to be black, hates being pasty white, but can't seem to get there & be accepted. Heck, he's between a rock & a hard spot. He can't accept being pasty white & doesn't know how to get to black. Anyone who has such a burning desire to cash out on their culture & heritage to fake another race & the traditions they hold sacred is a slap in the face & the individual needs some very serious therapy.

Dean's garbage about Appalachian Jews proves just how he has absolutely no regard or respect for other cultures & religions. He & his poochy band boy have been called out for their anti-Semetic slurs, but they're so thick they just keep stirring up the pot.

Write him off with a laugh, Axinar. Dean isn't going to pay attention to your sourced scientific proof on races. It's Dean's way or it's no way. Someone ought to give him therapy gift cards for Christmas.

 
At December 1, 2008 at 9:40 PM, Blogger Axinar said...

I wouldn't exactly call it "scientific proof", but the preponderance of the evidence seems to indicate that in many, many cases, an integral part of the "Black" and/or "African-American" experience is having a considerable amount of European-linked DNA.

 
At December 2, 2008 at 8:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny.

 
At December 4, 2008 at 6:13 PM, Blogger The Dean of Cincinnati said...

No what must Ax be thinking?

 
At December 4, 2008 at 6:13 PM, Blogger The Dean of Cincinnati said...

*Now

 
At October 6, 2011 at 9:46 AM, Blogger TERRY LEE SUMMERS said...

"I believe he should present himself to General Nikki X, Denmark Vesey, and Barack Obama, and, if they deem him worthy, declare him Black retroactively to conception."

IT WOULD BE A MIND DAMAGING TO PRESENT HIME TO THE DUMB BITCH, AKA, NICOLE DAVIS, AKA, NIKKI X, AKA, PPX (PISSY PRISSY X). SHE'S NOT DEEM WORTHY OF HAVING CONCEPTION OF WHAT "BLACK CONCIENCE" IS, THOUGH SHE USES THE PHRASE EVER SO MUCH IN HER BLOGS. THE DUMB BITCH CAN'T EVEN CONCEIVE THAT WHITE PEOPLE HERE IN AMERICA HAVE BEEN MORE BLACK CONCIENCE THAN BLACK PEOPLE HERE IN AMERICA HAVE BEEN AND WILL EVER BE. WHITE PEOPLE HAVE PUBLISHED MORE BOOKS ON AMERICA'S BLACK HISTORY THAN BLACK PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY. SEE, "BLACK CONCIENCE" TO HER IS DRIVING AROUND CINCINNATI WITH PORNOS IN HER CAR WHILE DICK HUNTING FOR A BLACK MAN (GENERAL KABAKA OBA)WITH MONEY, AND SETTING HIM UP FOR MURDER THROUGH HIS ENEMY BY FLASHING FAKE PHOTOS OF HERSELF WITH A BLACK EYE THAT SHE CLAIM HE CAUSED BY BEATING HER UPBECAUSE HE FOUND A NEW LOVE (JOY ROLLAND). SHE'S ANOTHER REASON FOR BLACK ON BLACK CRIME! THANK GOD THE DEAN WASN'T PRESENTED TO HER. SHE WOULD HAVE DUMB HIM DOWN! BY THE WAY, I FUCKED PPX WHILE SHE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH GENERAL KABAKA OBA. I USED TO BE A MEMBER OF THE BLACK FIST. I WENT BY THE NAME OF "THE DELEGATE WITH THE BLACK FIST". CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE: WWW.NICOLEDAVIS82368.BLOGSPOT.COM.

I'M SHITTING ALL OVER THAT DUMB BITCH AND TELLING PEOPLE THINGS THAT I HELD BACK FROM LETTING PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT HER AND I.

 
At October 6, 2011 at 11:40 AM, Blogger TERRY LEE SUMMERS said...

"I believe he should present himself to General Nikki X, Denmark Vesey, and Barack Obama, and, if they deem him worthy, declare him Black retroactively to conception."

IT WOULD BE MIND DAMAGING TO PRESENT HIM TO THE DUMB BITCH, AKA, NICOLE DAVIS, AKA, NIKKI X, AKA, PPX (PISSY PRISSY X). SHE'S NOT DEEM WORTHY OF HAVING CONCEPTION OF WHAT "BLACK CONSCIENCE" IS, THOUGH SHE USES THE PHRASE EVER SO MUCH IN HER BLOGS. THE DUMB BITCH CAN'T EVEN CONCEIVE THAT WHITE PEOPLE HERE IN AMERICA HAVE BEEN MORE BLACK CONSCIENCE THAN BLACK PEOPLE HERE IN AMERICA HAVE BEEN AND WILL EVER BE. WHITE PEOPLE HAVE PUBLISHED MORE BOOKS ON AMERICA'S BLACK HISTORY THAN BLACK PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY. SEE, "BLACK CONSCIENCE" TO HER IS DRIVING AROUND CINCINNATI WITH PORNOS IN HER CAR WHILE DICK HUNTING FOR A BLACK MAN (GENERAL KABAKA OBA)WITH MONEY, AND SETTING HIM UP FOR MURDER THROUGH HIS ENEMY BY FLASHING FAKE PHOTOS OF HERSELF WITH A BLACK EYE THAT SHE CLAIM HE CAUSED BY BEATING HER UPBECAUSE HE FOUND A NEW LOVE (JOY ROLLAND). SHE'S ANOTHER REASON FOR BLACK ON BLACK CRIME! THANK GOD THE DEAN WASN'T PRESENTED TO HER. SHE WOULD HAVE DUMB HIM DOWN! BY THE WAY, I FUCKED PPX WHILE SHE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH GENERAL KABAKA OBA. I USED TO BE A MEMBER OF THE BLACK FIST. I WENT BY THE NAME OF "THE DELEGATE WITH THE BLACK FIST". CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE: WWW.NICOLEDAVIS82368.BLOGSPOT.COM.

I'M SHITTING ALL OVER THAT DUMB BITCH AND TELLING PEOPLE THINGS THAT I HELD BACK FROM LETTING PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT HER AND I.

 

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