Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Halle Berry Says She Wants ANOTHER Child

Only three months pregnant with her first child, AP/Yahoo is reporting that Halle Berry wants ANOTHER child.

Has she LOST her mind?

She should see what parenthood has done to my cousin.

Halle Berry is 41 and said that playing the role of a mother in her latest movie Things We Lost in the Fire helped convince her she wanted to be a mother.

Oh dear God.

My own mother did about five years as a labor and delivery nurse and that "convinced" her she could handle being a parent and we KNOW what happened with that one.

She also said she doesn't plan to marry her expectant baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry, but that they "feel fully committed to each other".

Poh-leeze.

Girlfriend, now listen up ...

What you have to do is not let the poor devil have a moment's REST for a solid YEAR until he FINALLY breaks down and married you in a gale-force wind at sundown on KEY WEST, for the love of God ...

Better see if you can keep from losing your damn mind with the first one before you start working on a 2nd ...

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4 Comments:

At October 3, 2007 at 11:08 PM, Blogger Crankshaft said...

I'm in love with Halle Berry...

 
At October 4, 2007 at 7:35 AM, Blogger Axinar said...

I swear to God all the women I talk to are gay ... :)

 
At October 4, 2007 at 8:18 PM, Anonymous conspiracynut said...

Get real; we're all bi; it's en vogue. ;)

 
At October 9, 2007 at 12:14 AM, Blogger Crankshaft said...

Hehe. Thanks for clarifying that for him, ma'am. :)

 

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