Saturday, October 27, 2007

Laketa Cole To Replace Joy Rolland?

Of course the Malaysian contingent has been quite beside itself since the dissapearance from the blogosphere and public access arena of Joy Rolland. Who else is going to treat you to such elegant, lady-like behavior?

Well, apparently none other than Cincinnati City Council member Laketa Cole.

According to reports, Laketa Cole was in a fist fight with a certain Whitney Fields on Bitteroot Lane in College Hill on Thursday night.

Oh I'd have paid real money to see that one.

Laketa Cole's temper last reared itself a few years back when confronted about if city materials associated with her office were used in the Alicia Reece run for mayor.

Although, yes, Laketa Cole is from a neighborhood adjacent to the one where I grew up, so it's my guess you better stay on her good side or you're liable to end up cellphone whipped ala Cynthia McKinney or WORSE.

Apparently the altercation was over Laketa Cole's boyfriend, Cornelius Scroggins, who used to date this Whitney Fields.

Oh, dear - love triagle drama.

No word yet on whether or not any adult diapers or pepper spray were involved in this one.

In accounts of events I'm sure Obi Ken would approve of, first Whitney Fields called Laketa Cole a whore, so Laketa Cole returned the compliment.

Laketa Cole goes on to describe a genuine, bonafide, Aiken High School-style catfight with shirts being ripped up, hair grabbing and quite possible eye gouging.

This Cornelius Scroggins of course sounds like a truly ideal citizen with charges of driving without a license, driving under suspension and blasting whole neighborhoods with an outrageously loud car stereo. He missed an August court date on the suspension charge and apparently there's a capeas on out him.

Laketa sure knows how to pick 'em, I tell you.

Although, I'm sure many of you are reasonably shocked (and perhaps a bit relieved) to learn that Miss Laketa is dating MEN. :)

Word is that Whitney Fields tipped off the media about the incident in an attempt to ruin Laketa Cole's reelection chances.

Well, I don't know how the election will turn out, but something tells me Whitney Field's selfless narcing of these events WILL lead to some much needed traffic here at Axinar's ... :)

Police: City Council Member Laketa Cole Gets Into Scuffle - WCPO
Laketa Cole dukes it out - The Cincinnati Enquirer
Cole Train Derailed? - Cincinnati Blog
Laketa Cole In Crosshairs - Cincinnati Black Blog
Cole dukes it out over fight - The Cincinnati Enquirer



At October 27, 2007 at 10:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scroggins is behind on his property taxes, too. To the tune of $948 & change.

A perfect upstanding citizen. A gentleman that a lady-politician would be proud to have extend an arm to steady her delicate step on the campaign trail.

As another person said it on the blog waves, "No Mo Co".

This is strictly slum soap opera garbage. Out she goes!

At October 27, 2007 at 10:45 AM, Blogger Axinar said...

"Slum soap opera garbage" -

Oh, but it just makes things SO much more interesting ... :)

At October 28, 2007 at 7:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody could be as ghettofied and nasty as that run-over-my-babys-daddy-and get convicted-of-a-felon nut Joy Rolland!!!!!!!!!

At October 28, 2007 at 8:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joy Rolland is in a class all by herself. I have waited many years, as has other people for Cole to show her true slum side.

And the worthless clown she's sleeping with, Horny Corny, still hasn't turned himself in on the open warrants. Another slum criminal.

I hope there's more to come on this story. It's a real slum soap opera that's rather tantalizing. It's certainly spicing up the elections!!!

At October 29, 2007 at 9:14 PM, Blogger Crankshaft said...

Oh dear. :)

At November 1, 2007 at 10:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joy Rolland the now HOMELESS FELON is a stalker. LaKeta Cole and her boyfriend were BEING stalked.
There's a BIG difference. What's the same is Joy and LaKeta are both ghetto to the bone! What's also different is LaKeta has a job that pays money and Joy better get a job by court order or she's going BACK to jail. Hey! Maybe the new jail that will be built after issue 27 passes will be a great place to deposit her at leasst then she'll have a place to live!

At November 3, 2007 at 9:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have recently had the "pleasure" of dealing with Ms. Cole at my workplace. We are in a form of customer service, and the woman was just plain rude to everyone that she obviously thought was beneath her. Once someone revealed her identity to us, we were stunned. How this woman can go around acting like this with an upcoming election is beyond me. She is a rude, abrasive, condescending woman that has no right representing Cincinnati.


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