Monday, August 25, 2008

Kim Kardashian Without Makeup


Believe it or not, there has been yet another Kim Kardashian without makeup sighting.

This time in L.A., close up, and from someone who has a decent camera and knows what he's doing with it.

As a matter of fact, so much does this person know what they are doing with a camera that I find myself wondering if they were using a flash frame or if this picture is cropped.

In any event, without her face covered in six inches of paint, she's still a striking young lady, and she actually looks like someone you might bring home to mom or dad.

And she does bear a certain resemblance to a few people on my mother's side of the family.

I just hope she keeps herself out of trouble.

Okay ... is that a Blackberry she's holding?

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Friday, June 27, 2008

Kardashian Sisters Tape Episode Of "The View"


Yes, my friends, my presumed cousins, the Kardashian sisters, apparently taped an episode of "The View" a couple of days ago.

I haven't seen any solid information on when the episode is scheduled to air or when it will be appearing on YouTube (and subsequently Axinar's of course).

Looks like Khloe has gone for a new hair color and is otherwise trying to go with new make-up combinations to catch up with her disturbingly diminutive but alarmingly cute sisters, Kim and Kourtney.

Barbara Walters of course appears somewhat dazed from the encounter ...

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Kim Kardashian Without Makeup


Bastardly has once again found something really fascinating - a side-by-side study of Kim Kardashian with and without makeup.

Now, yes, I have to admit the "sans makeup" side DOES bear a passing resemblance to my half-Armenian grandmother at that age.

The "sans makeup" side also looks like a nice, friendly girl you might bring home to mom.

The makeup side, although certainly striking, does put one into thinking this just might be a young lady involved in an occupation of ill-repute.

But, yep ... this one's related ... no question about that.

Although I wonder if she's into psychics and fortune telling ... that would answer the question once and for all I think ... :)



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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Oh My Goodness ... (Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pics)



More Kim & Kourtney bikini pics:
Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney hit the beach - Celebrity Body Gossip
Kim Kardashian bikini pictures - Jordan Is Your Homeboy
Kim Kardashian On The Beach - H8Torade Dot Com
Kim And Kourtney Kardashian Whore Up Miami Beach - DirtyRottenWhore
Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Ass Coverage Continues - Hollywood Tuna
Bastardly Breaking News! Kim Kardashian Went To The Beach! - The Bastardly
HOT Kim Kardashian At Miami Beach - Sexy Bikini Pics - The Hollywood Story

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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Kim Kardashian JFK Theft Likely Hoax

Well, the hubbub going around for the last couple of days that Kim Kardashian had $50,000 worth of stuff, including diamonds, a Cartier watch, a digital camera, and a laptop snatched while she was being mobbed by fans at JFK airport may be first-class, grade-A BULL COOKIES.

Turns out none of the New York Port Authority, the NYPD or the Queens district attorney have any report of a theft.

Kim Kardashian's representatives are not returning calls either.

Yep ... apparently this woman will do anything for publicity ...

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Kim Kardashian on MSNBC's "Entertainment Buzz"

Buzz: Centerfold revealedSeth Goldman from MSNBC's "Entertainment Buzz" caught up with Kim Kardashian to ask her questions about her Playboy centerfold and about Britney Spears' crush on her.

Kim Kardashian explained that she did the Playboy shoot to show that someone who's not "stick-skinny" can still do the magazine and that "you can have a healthy body image and still be a model".

You got that right.

I'd have to say, judging by some of the hubbub that some of the bloggers are talking about with the MASSIVE amounts of traffic being generated by the Kim Kardashian coverage, I'd have to say that America is tired of all these anorexia victims trying to sell clothes and cars and that we're ready to see some babes of "substance" - preferably wearing as little clothing as possible as often as possible. :)

Kim Kardashian claims to "not be a drinker".

Hmmm ... I wonder about that.

Kim Kardashian said she had heard that Britney Spears wants to have sex with her and Kim says, "I guess it's flattering. Britney is amazing. She's a very sweet girl and I have nothing but love for the girl - I'm flattered. I like the boys, but I'm flattered."

Uh huh.

Although ... I'm guessing a sex tape featuring Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian would outsell ever book, record, VHS tape and DVD ever released in the history of the human species ... :)

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Sunday, November 11, 2007

Kim Kardashian Spotted Without Makeup


The DEERTY Truth snagged a quite fascinating collection of snaps of Kim Kardashian being accosted at LAX by paparazzi sans makeup.

Apparently a fan asked her to sign a copy of the Playboy issue where she is on the cover and she signed it right over the part of the cover featuring her tuchas.

However, interestingly enough, a second picture reveals just how difficult it is to make any sort of judgement as to whether or not Kim has, in fact, had any surgical derriere re-engineering because, quite frankly, from this angle, it simply doesn't look like heiney we have all grown to know and love ...

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Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Kim Kardashian @ Her Playboy Magazine Cover Party (via The Bastardly)


Man, he just knows how to sum these things up, doesn't he? :)

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Kim Kardashian "Before" Pictures Discovered!

HubPages has unearthed an early picture of Kim Kardashian that seriously puts into doubt Kim's insistence that she hasn't had any plastic surgery.

The picture is pretty grainy, but most suspect are the nose and the chest.

Hope Alexander, author of the HubPages commentary, also mentions that there may have even been some recrafting of Kim Kardashian's eyes, but this is VERY difficult to tell as my guess the "before" picture was taken in bright sunlight and she's squinting.

Also somewhat difficult to tell from this particular picture is if there has been any re-engineering of Kim Kardashian's tuchas.

And, somewhat surprising - the lips do look like they could be natural.

It will be interesting to see if anyone else can dig up any snaps from - how shall we put this? - other angles to attempt to verify the extent of Kim Kardashian's body modifications ...

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Friday, November 2, 2007

Britney Spears Lusts After Kim Kardashian


First Denmark Vesey posts a considerable rant about how bisexuality has become "chic" amongst teenaged girls and now the UK's Sun has learned that Britney Spears started running her mouth during a tell-all game that she has the hots for Kim Kardashian.

Oh dear.

Now that's a visual.

For one thing I'd certainly hope Kim Kardashian would have better taste.

On the other hand, somehow I'm thinking such a hook-up - tastefully captured on film - just MIGHT be quite popular ... :)

Also on this topic:
Britney Loves Kim Kardashian - House of Chatter




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Thursday, November 1, 2007

"Keeping Up With Kim Kardashian And Her Nudity"

There's a great piece running on iF Magazine called This is Not News: KEEPING UP WITH KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER NUDITY, HEATHER MILLS SPEAKS, LONGEST WRITERS STRIKE IN HISTORY.

Of course many of my loyal - albeit misguided - readers have been griping precipitously lately about the topics of this blog drifting rather seriously from matters of IMPORT, most notably the Malaysian contingent and particularly the Conspiracy Nut crowd.

But this iF Magazine article sums it up pretty well - "The amount of garbage being spewed out in the media that shouldn’t even be considered news is at a fever pitch. Unfortunately, the American public seems to eat it up with a spoon, forgetting where our journalistic priorities should be, instead, focusing on stories about Britney’s crotch, Hasselhoff’s hamburger or Lindsay’s rehab instead of things that actually might mean something in the world such as the housing and credit crunch or trouble in the Middle East."

And, of course locally to this we should add our labor strife issues.

But, nope ... people aren't interested in matters of IMPORT any more.

And just to cover my bases with you-know-who they're not so much interested in dark poetry any more either.

Nope -- they want skin and scandal.

>LOTS of it.

But, yes, with so many other lovely young ladies dropping trou I do find myself wondering why there has been such a feverish interest in THIS particular attention ho ...

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Monday, October 29, 2007

Kim Kardashian Speaks!



Like ... OMG ... she's a ditz from hell!

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Saturday, October 27, 2007

Kim Kardashian Nude Playboy Photos Leaked! (Uncensored)

As if this was the slightest surprise to anyone, the Kim Kardashian nude Playboy photos have been LEAKED.

Of course what is REALLY dissapointing is the REALLY bad scan quality.

They look like they were scanned from the actual printed magazine or a proof copy thereof, but I KNOW you can make better scans than that.

As to the actual photos ... :)

All I can say is ...

WOW!

Some of the poses are a little ... strange ... to say the least - but we are talking about Playboy here ...

Yes ... she's a cute one ... but GOD she looks dangerous ...

Other coverage:
Kim Kardashian, Can't Wait Til I Hit That Ass Again... - WayMoreFresher
Kim Kardashian’s Playboy Photo Shoot - StickyButter
Kim Kardashian 2007 Playboy Cover - Hollywood Grind
Kim Kardashian Playboy Photos, December 2007 - The Bastardly
Kim Kardashian does Playboy - The Blemish

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Kim Kardashian Threatening To Sue To Stop Second Sex Tape Release


The Superficial and FOX News are reporting that Kim Kardashian is threatening to sue Vivid Entertainment if they release a second sex tape that continues her escapades with Ray J.

Oh, how horrid.

I haven't seen the FIRST one yet.

Oh yes ... I thought it was just MY family with a wicked history of being oversexed.

Is this just something that RUNS in Armenians?? :)

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Monday, October 22, 2007

What Can I Say? Armenians Rock!


Crying shame we're probably related ...

Well, yeah ... and that I'm MARRIED ... :)

BTW ... why is it that I'm just now hearing about this woman???

Related:
Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Birthday Bash - Hottest Posts Of The Day
Kim Kardashian December Playboy Preview - The DERRTY Truth
Kim Kardashian gets classy in Playboy - MSNBC
Kim Kardashian is "Excited For People to See How Normal They Are" - BuddyTV



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